Thursday, 3 March 2011

RECRUITMENT CONSULTANTS

Also known as 'Pieces of Shit'

Not because I'm unable to get through them.

(Well yeah... it IS because of that)

But also because, they advertise PROFUSELY... and reply back REFUSELY (I know that isn't a word...just take it in context and relax your nerves)

I know it's their job- but... what if they are made redundant (god forbid for them) and then, they apply for certain positions- and no replies for them. How does it feel now numbskulls?And, the hilarious part is that they shall be applying for RECRUITMENT positions- looking to be hired to be the HIRER. Vicious circle of crap or what?

You never know when life takes a TURN...for better or for worse. So be wary recruiters- be very wary.

And, try not in ADVERTISE IN BOLD- because it hurts my eye. The more highlighted your ad- the more disappointing it feels not to get a reply from yourselves. And then I feel like coming over and spilling coffee over the CAPS LOCK key on your 80's keyboard.

It's nothing personal- it's only recruitment- and it's pure crass.